Very smart to put JD Vance first to capitalize on the popular crackpot theory that he’s planning to divorce Usha soon. My attention was CAPTURED and HELD. Good stuff, funny stuff.
Clavicular: "I love you because you mog. And you mog because you're my looksmatch. Optimal gonial angle, perfect facial height-to-width ratio, and zero upper eyelid exposure."
Tucker Carlson: “Some people have asked if I love you... Well, this is a question that many regular Americans, including myself, have long wondered about. I’m of course not saying that loving you implies endorsing everything you’ve said or done, far from that. In fact you’ve done many horrendous things, for sure. But I’m a free man, so I can't be stopped, or coerced, from considering what the alternative to loving you could possibly be... Hate? I’m not gonna hate you! I have no hate in my heart! *maniac laugh*”
Piers Morgan: “Do I love you? Hang on, hang on… This is my show, I decide the questions! By the way, do you condemn Hamas? And Netanyahu?”
Bryan Caplan: “If, like the median voter, I were bound by social desirability bias I would tell you that I love you, that you don’t need to lose weight, and that you’re very knowledgeable about economics. But the reality is, the economic benefits of free competition and open immigration are too monumental to ignore. I think the government will need to remove all protectionist barriers in the dating market before I can safely update my Bayesian priors on how much I love you. Wanna bet on the outcome?”
Richard Hanania: “I love elite female capital, therefore I love you. Also, your boobs are anti-woke.”
Curtis Yarvin: “Do I love you? I think, hum… we’ll need, hum... a dictator, a monarch, a sort of Caesar in our relationship to settle that question once and for all. Did you know that during the Stuart monarchy...”
You could add Jordan Peterson: “Look, it depends what you mean by ‘I’, and it depends what you mean by ‘love’, and it depends what you mean by ‘you.”
Very smart to put JD Vance first to capitalize on the popular crackpot theory that he’s planning to divorce Usha soon. My attention was CAPTURED and HELD. Good stuff, funny stuff.
Thanks! Though not what I was going for.
Oh sorry then, it’s just where my head went
I literally laughed out loud at both the Trump an Elon one's and think I woke up my roomate. (It's 1 AM here)
Clavicular: "I love you because you mog. And you mog because you're my looksmatch. Optimal gonial angle, perfect facial height-to-width ratio, and zero upper eyelid exposure."
Tucker Carlson: “Some people have asked if I love you... Well, this is a question that many regular Americans, including myself, have long wondered about. I’m of course not saying that loving you implies endorsing everything you’ve said or done, far from that. In fact you’ve done many horrendous things, for sure. But I’m a free man, so I can't be stopped, or coerced, from considering what the alternative to loving you could possibly be... Hate? I’m not gonna hate you! I have no hate in my heart! *maniac laugh*”
Piers Morgan: “Do I love you? Hang on, hang on… This is my show, I decide the questions! By the way, do you condemn Hamas? And Netanyahu?”
Bryan Caplan: “If, like the median voter, I were bound by social desirability bias I would tell you that I love you, that you don’t need to lose weight, and that you’re very knowledgeable about economics. But the reality is, the economic benefits of free competition and open immigration are too monumental to ignore. I think the government will need to remove all protectionist barriers in the dating market before I can safely update my Bayesian priors on how much I love you. Wanna bet on the outcome?”
Richard Hanania: “I love elite female capital, therefore I love you. Also, your boobs are anti-woke.”
Curtis Yarvin: “Do I love you? I think, hum… we’ll need, hum... a dictator, a monarch, a sort of Caesar in our relationship to settle that question once and for all. Did you know that during the Stuart monarchy...”
The Eliezer one had me biting my lip in the quiet coworking space!