Contra Walt Bismarck On Whether I Should Become A Gay Prostitute

This is not a serious counterexample to utilitarianism!

The Very Serious Intellectual of the Cleaned Up Extreme Right Walt Bismarck has recently written an article claiming I should become a gay prostitute.

Not joking! I wasn’t going to respond to this churlish imbecility, but enough people have messaged me to ask me what I think about it that I thought it merited a response. The title of the article was “Bentham's Bulldog Should Become a Gay Prostitute,” and the rest of the article argued, well, pretty much what the title suggested. And that wasn’t even the worst part! The worst part was…